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1 sentence descriptions of different Anime

Ouran High School Host club: God damn rich people
Soul Eater: I'm gonna use this motherfucker to beat up that motherfucker.
Fullmetal Alchemist: MY LEG
Naruto: SAssSUUkKKkKKkEeeEEe
Black Butler: Corset scene
Death Note: I'm going to kill you all but no I'm a good guy I swear
Tamako Market: MOCHIYUMMY!
Bleach: ban..........KAI
Kuroko no Basuke: gay basketball players
K project: flaming homos
Durarara!!: IIIIIZZZAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Fairy Tail: nakama speeches
InuYasha: must. make. sword. stronger... OMG KIKYO!
Uta No Prince Sama: how gay can straight guys get
Kaichou Wa Maid Sama: Perverted space alien
No.6: Killer bees and homosexuals
DragonBall: kamEHAME (two episodes later) HA
Zetsuen no Tempest: i died like 30 fucking times but im still alive
Tonari no Kaibutsu-kin: i love you loljk no wait i love you again
Neon Genesis Evangelion: SHINJI GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT
Angel Beats: we're all dead but we still keep dying anyway
Cowboy Beebop: see u space cowboy
Ao No Exorcist: im satan's son ps im gonna kill satan
Hyouka: i'm...,,,cuRIOUS......
Daily Lives of Highschool Boys: what the fuck is going on
Tsuritama: i'm a fish youre a fish we're all fishes
Gintama: neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon
Shingeki no Kyoujin: teen titans go
Another: whoa guys careful of that kitten i mean you never know
Panty & Stocking: sexual innuendo no. 1732987498375908375984750984759418759
One Piece: GOD FREAKING DAMNIT, LUFFY.
Boys Over Flowers: God damn rich people
To aru Majutsu no Index: fUKODAAAAAAAAAA
To aru Kagaku no Railgun: ONEE-SAMAAAAAAA *electrocuted*
Katekyo Hitman Reborn: Reborn? Reborn! REBORN! REBOOOOOOOOORN
Boku no Pico: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Fruits Basket: incestuous animorphs
High School of the Dead: Boobs, Boobs, and more Boobs.
Mirai Nikki: YUKKIIIII!
Baka and Test: BAKA!
Karneval: just what the fuck are these homosexuals doing